THE
GOOD OLD DAYS:
A
SHORT SKETCH ON HOW ONE FAMILY FOUND THE TRUE MEANING BEHIND RAYA
(By Hannah’s trusty sidekick)
Characters
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Nenek
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The matriarch
of the family. Has old fashioned values and holds tightly onto the importance
of family
Costume:
Old fashioned floral baju kurung, with a selendang or serkup on her head.
Props:
Photo album, wifi modem, Raya packets.
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Tok “The
Cool” One
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The
grandfather of the family. Loves his wife and sticks by her side despite
their playful banter. In tune with modern pop culture and tries to be “the
cool” grandparent.
Costume:
Baju Melayu top, kain pelekat, songkok, leather/denim jacket.
Props:
Newspaper, pop-pop, cardboard box/plastic bag (meant to contain fireworks)
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Nizam
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The father
of the family. Is a man of few words, quite quiet and prefers to keep updated
on his emails and read news online.
Costume:
Baju Melayu
Prop:
Laptop
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Nisha
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Wife
to Nizam and mother of their children. Is a fierce, no-nonsense businesswoman
dedicated to her career, with a “if you want something done right, do it
yourself” approach. As a result, she must always be in contact with the
office.
Costume:
Modern baju kurung, well-done makeup, ‘professional’
handbag, high heels.
Props:
Handphone, iPad (to give to Naqib)
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Nadia
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Nizam
and Nisha’s teenage daughter. The queen of social media, she loves taking
selfies and obsesses over likes on her latest posts.
Costume:
Modern baju kurung, makeup.
Props:
Handphone, selfie stick (maybe)
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Nabil
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Najwa’s
twin. Loves playing video games.
Costume:
Baju Melayu
Prop:
Video game/phone/iPad
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Najwa
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Nabil’s
twin. Loves playing video games.
Costume:
Baju kurung
Prop:
Video game/phone/iPad
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Naqib
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The stereotypical
baby of the 2010s who can’t function without an iPad in front of his face.
Costume:
Baju Melayu
Prop:
iPad (received from Nisha)
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Stage opens revealing a living
room setup with modest furniture. An elderly couple are seen; the wife busy
cleaning and setting out kuih while her husband helps her out by… reading the
morning’s newspaper.
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Nenek
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*stops her cleaning* 43 years and not
once have I seen you pick up your own plate. Don’t you realise it’s Raya? *said with an exasperated tone* The
whole family will be coming over.
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Tok
“The Cool” Wan
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Oh,
you and your cleaning. The house looks great as it is. Plus it’s not as if
the whole family is coming, it’s
just Nizam(temp), Nisha(temp) and
their kids today.
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Nenek
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*mutters* 43 years, never changed.
Well, seeing as I’ve finally got your attention, how do I look? *does a little twirl*
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Tok
“The Cool” Wan
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*does a once-over* meh…
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Nenek
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What?
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Tok
“The Cool” Wan
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*shrugs*
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Nenek
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WHAT?
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Tok
“The Cool” Wan
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Nothing…
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Nenek
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WHAT
IS IT YOU MUMBLING BUFFALO!?
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Tok
“The Cool” Wan
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Nothing.
It’s just that you don’t normally see a walking Victorian-era sofa.
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Nenek
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*proceeds to hit him but thinks better of
it* at least I’m not some John Travolta wannabe.
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Tok
“The Cool” Wan
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*puts
down newspaper revealing jacket he’s wearing* Says the person who bought the
jacket for me.
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They both look at each other
and laugh.
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END OF
PROLOGUE
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Doorbell rings
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Nenek
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Oh
good, they’re here! Quick, get rid of that jacket!
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Tok
“The Cool” Wan
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You
stop being a sofa, I’ll do whatever you want.
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Nenek
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Adoi,
this old man… Come! Come! Come on in! Hello everyone! You’ve all grown so
tall… *typical grandma talk*
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Nadia
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Yeah,
hey Wan. Selfie!
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Nenek
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What?
Selfie? I don’t…
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Nadia
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*click* thanks Wan. Raya… with… my… grandma… #rayalove… aaand
posted.
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Nenek
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Well
that’s all very nice but look! I’ve made rendang for everyo-
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Nizam
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Kids.
Make sure you salam your
grandmother. *gets comfy with his
laptop*
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Najwa
& Nabil
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Okay.
*salam nenek with eyes still glued on
devices and sits down*
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Naqib
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*starts crying*
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Nenek
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Oh no.
Nisha, the baby’s-
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Nisha
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I got
it. *Hands him an Ipad and resumes
overly dramatized phone call* Now where were we, you incompetent fool?
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Tok “The
Cool” Wan
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Nenek looks around the room
with a forlorn expression . Tok “The Cool”
Wan sees this and clears his throat. Alright everyone, it’s already past asar so would anyone like to set up
some lights? *big, wide smile*
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Silence…
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Nenek
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Anyone?
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Game sound effects
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Nenek
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Ok then,
how about we go around our kampung?
Cik Daud and Nek Timah have open houses tonight. It’s gonna be fun!
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Nabil
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But
they don’t have wifi.
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Najwa
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Yeah.
Plus their stuff is so old. Like, who plays a PS3 anymore?
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Nabil
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You
got that right.
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Tok
“The Cool” Wan
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You
guys think our wifi is cool? CHECK THIS OUT! *shows off his bag of pop-pop* Yeah? Cool right? Anyone who wants
to have real fun, come outside!
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Najwa
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Tok,
please. This game has grenades in
it. *continues playing*
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Tok
“The Cool” Wan
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Nenek looks upset and defeated
but Tok “The Cool” Wan tries to cheer her up. I know! Babe, where’d you keep
the KLCC’s?
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Nenek
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The
what?
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Tok “The
Cool” Wan
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You
know, the big ass rocket fireworks we bought for the kids?
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Nenek
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In the
storeroom, but I think they’re kinda dangerous so I wouldn’t-
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Tok
“The Cool” Wan
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*running offstage* YOLOOOOOO
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Nenek
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He
never stops, does he? *fishes out old
photo album* Oh, I know. Nadia, Nadia, look at this!
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Nadia
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Ugh,
what do you waaant…
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Nenek
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Here,
take a look. *flip* that’s you! You
were so cute when you rode that bike. I still remember whe-
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Nadia
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Oh em
gee, I’m so cute! *click* I… can’t… believe… that… was… me…
#throwback Let’s see how many
likes this one gets.
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Nenek
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*sigh* Hey twins, could you hel-
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Nabil
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BOOM!!!
HEADSHOT!!!
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Najwa
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DOUBLE
KILL!
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Nenek
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Nizam,
do you mind gett-
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Nizam
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*muttering* Not now mak…
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Nenek
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Um, Nisha,
are you sure it’s alri-
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Nisha
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*on the phone* Hold on a minute,
you IMBECILE! *in a softer, but
somewhat annoyed tone* Mak, do you mind?
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Nenek
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Naqib?
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Naqib
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*pressing iPad screen and making sound
effects while giggling* PEW PEW PEW HAHAHAHAHA
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Nenek
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Grrr…
THAT’S IT!!! THAT! IS! IIIITTT!!! THIS FAMILY NEEDS A WAKEUP CALL!!!
*faking a heart attack*
AHHH!
I HAVE SHOOTING PAINS! UP AND DOWN MY LEFT ARM! I CAN’T FEEL MY FINGERS! MY
HEART!
*falls to the floor*
I
THINK I’M HAVING A HEART ATTACK! WILL SOMEONE HELP MEEE?!
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Tok
“The Cool” Wan
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Hey
guys I got the goods!!! Babe.... whatcha doing on the floor?
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Nenek
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My… God… will… you… just… play…
along…?
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Tok
“The Cool” Wan
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Oh.
OH! Ok, I get it. Umm… uh… help! Eh… somebody get a nurse! I mean, a doctor!
Get up, I’ll do the Heimlich.
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Nenek
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*sighing* oh for goodness’ sake *jumps up* THAT’S IT! I’m shutting the
wifi off.
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All heads turn towards Nenek
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Nabil
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You
won’t…
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Najwa
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YOU
CAN’T!!!
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Nadia
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ARE
YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW!?!?
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Nizam
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WE
WON’T LET YOU!!!
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Naqib
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*random baby babble*
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Slow motion scene. Explosive
sound effects when the AP gets shut off.
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Najwa
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How
could you *sob*
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Nabil
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My
game… T.T
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Nadia
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My bf
just liked my pic!!!
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Nenek
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*picks up wireless AP* Is this really
what raya has become? Reduced to
mindless doo-hickeys and soulless thingamajigs?
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Nizam
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Well,
I was mailing work so-
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Nenek
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Shut
up, I’ll get to you in a minute. Raya
used to mean something a few years ago. Here, look *shoves the album in Nadia’s face* you used to love riding that
bike. You’d be going up and down the kampung
till it was time for maghrib. And Nabil,
*next pic* you and Najwa never
stopped playing with fireworks. Not even when it was bright out. Nadia and
Nisha, you were always doing something to help me out in the kitchen. And you
*points to Nizam* would be helping
your dad out at the back with his lemang.
Naqib…
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Naqib
“The Crybaby” Aiman
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*bluuurrpffttt*
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Nenek
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Well,
you didn’t exist yet. But that doesn’t change anything. *Looks around at everyone* I’m not sure when all of this *waves Ipad*started but… wouldn’t it be
nice if we had the good ol’ days again? I feel like these days, when we shake
hands and ask for forgiveness, it’s just become a photo op. We feel obliged
to do everything just because “it’s what we’re just meant to do”. Raya is
more than just going through the motions, posing for pictures and simply
doing things because they’ve become a routine. Raya is about coming home,
forgiving each other, setting aside our differences and being together as a
family.
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Major epiphany moment
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Nabil
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Hey,
Tok… you wanna light up those KLCC’s?
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Nizam
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Ayah, need a hand with
the lemang?
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Tok
“The Cool” Wan
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Nope,
this time it’s just you. I ain’t gonna get my jacket all smokey *laughs*
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Nisha
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Nadia,
get the baby. Let’s finish up the dining room.
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Nadia
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Okaaay!!!
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Raya music plays. As everyone
starts to get busy, the neighbours come on stage.
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Nenek
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Oh,
hello! Hello! Welcome, we just got things set up here. Come on in!
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The raya air starts spreading
around and everyone is in a happy mood.
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Nenek
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*Sits in a comfy chair* Alright, will
my 4 favourite grandchildren come here and line up? I’ve got some duit raya!
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Kids
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Yay!!!
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Everyone gets trolled by Nenek
with the face-smack-thing. Nabil was first in line and goes back to try and
get another. Gets handed dirty dishes to clean instead.
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Tok
“The Cool” Wan
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Hey,
hey! Since we’re all here, why not we try one of those “Raya Dubsmash” videos eh?
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Nadia
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Yeah,
let’s do it.
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Najwa
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Come
on, we need everybody to be in!
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They all do the dubsmash thing
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Tok
“The Cool” Wan
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Haha,
that was awesome! I’m uploading that right away. Eh, failed? *tries again* What? Something’s wrong.
Is it my phone? Nabil, I need help here!
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Nabil
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*checks the phone* It’s no wonder why
it won’t upload. NENEK TURNED OFF THE WIFI
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Everyone
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NENEK!!!//MAK!!!
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Nenek
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*sheepishly* well, someone had to do
it…
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Everybody laughs and walks
together to the very front of the stage.
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One of
the cast
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As the
curtains close over our set, the drama team hopes that everyone here tonight
had a great time. And finally, from all of us.
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Everyone
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SELAMAT
HARI RAYA!!! *bow*
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